Rhianna Reviews Moneyball

Gaga waxes poetic on pearls and baseball within the March problem of V Magazine: "I lay lower around the plane back from Japan, throwing around some dashi, fondling my pearls. I viewed the film Moneyball the very first time. I started to laugh and smile as [Kaira] Pitt spoken romantically about the overall game. I all of a sudden imagined that my pearls were tiny-small baseballs. Whenever a player hits a house run, the baseball is flung into an abyss of enigma and screams so excellent. It travels to date that only rarely is a caught within the bleachers. Where do these balls go? Where do each one of these wins get enveloped? Could they be inside a heavenly baseball land going swimming for gamers who pass to spot? Or will they disappear?" [V Magazine via Deadspin]